The Monty Python Plan
It had started as a bit of fun. Finals were done, snow was falling, the house was decorated, Toby was off work and, tomorrow, the hordes of family were descending for Christmas and New Year's Eve. Perfect time for some wine and comfort movies curled up on the couch, right? So I chose one of our go to comfort flicks, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
When we first got together, we started a Monty Python tradition. For each showing of a movie or tv episode, we are only allowed to quote the lines along with our chosen characters instead of both of us quoting everything. We change who plays who each time, because really, we both want to be the Knights who say Ni or the French castle guards who "Fart in your general direction"! Who doesn't?
Tonight, Toby's first choice was Sir Galahad. Toby playing Galahad always makes me laugh as he is in no way close to being Toby the "Pure", more like Toby the Perve. But, I like him that way! We match!
And then we get to Scene 11 and the Tale of Sir Galahad. How had I forgotten Scene 11 when choosing roles? In my best voice, I quoted (with a few requisite changes) along with Dingo "Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie him down on a bed and spank him!"
I realized this was a cunningly executed plan when Sir Galahad stopped watching the screen and started looking only at me in that way that makes me melt off the couch and forget that there is more to the world than him.
The women on screen and I were demanding a spanking followed by oral sex when the screen when black with a flick of a button. My knight in shining armor lifted me off the couch and over his knee as he changed roles and movies from Sir Galahad to Farm Boy Wesley with his simple "as you wish."
As he lowered my pants, all I could think was that I love it when a plan comes together.